Talkin’ ‘Bout the ‘Trich

My husband told ChatGPT to write hip-hop lyrics about ostriches in the style of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. It wrote a whole song in a matter of seconds:

Verse 1 (Dr. Dre): Yo, check it out, we’re talkin’ ostriches, These big ol’ birds, they’re so conspicuous, With their long necks and their skinny legs, They’re lookin’ at us like we’re some kinda kegs.

Verse 2 (Snoop Dogg): Yeah, you know what’s up, we’re talkin’ ’bout the ‘trich, The king of the desert, he’s a real pimp, He’s got feathers like silk and a strut like a king, He’s a badass bird, he’s the real thing.

Chorus: Ostriches, ostriches, they’re so fly, With their big ol’ wings and their beady eyes, They’re the kings of the desert, they’re so sly, Ostriches, ostriches, they’re the real guys.

Verse 3 (Dr. Dre): You might think they’re slow, but they’re really fast, They can run like the wind, it’s a real blast, They’re the tallest bird in the whole wide world, And when they’re struttin’, man, it’s like they’ve got a girl.

Verse 4 (Snoop Dogg): And don’t even try to mess with their eggs, They’ll peck you up and leave you for dead, They’re the rulers of the desert, they’re the real kings, Ostriches, man, they’re the real thing.

Chorus: Ostriches, ostriches, they’re so fly, With their big ol’ wings and their beady eyes, They’re the kings of the desert, they’re so sly, Ostriches, ostriches, they’re the real guys.

Outro: So there you have it, we’ve talked about the ‘trich, The king of the desert, he’s a real pimp, With his long neck and his skinny legs, He’s the badass bird, he’s the real keg.

Any musicians out there interested in putting this to music?

PS – when I told my husband I was going to share this with y’all, he made the image at the top of this post using DALL E. Here are a few of the other images it/he came up with.